Friday, September 15, 2006

A New Element...

Fire. A fire broke out in Oxford England, near to where Emma Watson was born and bred. According to reports, five otters were found drowned in the river where the fire was reportedly started. Two masked Irishmen were seen walking around near the scene of the conflagration a couple of hours before this event. One Eyewitness heard this:

"...but really I don't think this is part of the plan-"

"Yes, but you aren't in the inner circle of the Plan itself, and can't possibly know what the Actual Chief says about this."

I think that these two were Alan Rickman and Michael Gambon. The Capitalization of Actual Chief makes me think it refers to A.C.

Oliver and James Phelps were also seen at the scene a couple hours earlier each carrying a boquet of flowers which reportedly had hoses attached.

Friday, September 01, 2006

There apparently will not be any Quidditch in the Fifth Movie. Horrible. What about "Weasley is our King"? This is obviously part of the Anti-Harry Potter Movie Movement started by A.C. I will try to see if I can determine who is the A.C. influence.