Friday, September 15, 2006

A New Element...

Fire. A fire broke out in Oxford England, near to where Emma Watson was born and bred. According to reports, five otters were found drowned in the river where the fire was reportedly started. Two masked Irishmen were seen walking around near the scene of the conflagration a couple of hours before this event. One Eyewitness heard this:

"...but really I don't think this is part of the plan-"

"Yes, but you aren't in the inner circle of the Plan itself, and can't possibly know what the Actual Chief says about this."

I think that these two were Alan Rickman and Michael Gambon. The Capitalization of Actual Chief makes me think it refers to A.C.

Oliver and James Phelps were also seen at the scene a couple hours earlier each carrying a boquet of flowers which reportedly had hoses attached.

10 Comments:

Blogger P. Vergilius Maro said...

Alan Rickman, though born of Irish and Welsh parents, was born in England; do you really consider him Irish?

3:07 PM  
Blogger George Langthorpe said...

I think the exact words of the source were: "There were two men hanging about around the site and they were a couple of bl---- irishmen one with a brogue and the other with just a hint of one..."

2:50 PM  
Blogger P. Vergilius Maro said...

Do you really think that Alan Rickman has just a hint of a brogue? And does Michael Gambon have a brogue? I don't think so. Your informants were either wrong or you are wrong in your assumptions. By the way, did it really say "bl----"? Or was it "bl****"? or did it jsut use the word. (I read theat it's not really that offensive to Britons.)

11:51 AM  
Blogger George Langthorpe said...

He said the whole word, but I try to make this site so as to offend as little number of people as possible.

1:53 PM  
Blogger P. Vergilius Maro said...

With the exception of A. C. and his cronies, of course.

11:00 AM  
Blogger George Langthorpe said...

I don't offend them I just don't like them.

5:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

psssssst --- V.F.D.

6:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

pssssssstt ---- V.F.D.

6:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

pssssssssssssssttt --- V.F.D.

6:43 PM  
Blogger George Langthorpe said...

Duncan had whispered.

VFD has nothing to do with-- wait you have a point.

4:33 PM  

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